Somebody Near Me Really Hates This One Jogger

"PelicanHazard" (pelicanhazard) 01/25/2014 at 20:23 • Filed to: craigslist, jogger, pedestrians, car vs person

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From craigslist...

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/rnr/4286750643…

Big Bubba Ray > PelicanHazard 01/25/2014 at 20:31

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This is hilarious! I'm with the poster on this one even though he is a dick. Why is it that people run on the road when there is a completely empty sidewalk available?? I don't get it.

Brian Silvestro > PelicanHazard 01/25/2014 at 20:31

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....she's probably hot

A3R0 > Big Bubba Ray 01/25/2014 at 20:33

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I'm going to take my best guess:
LOOK AT ME IM JOGGING LOOOOOOOOK LOOK AT ME LOOOOK

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Brian Silvestro 01/25/2014 at 20:40

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I don't care what she looks like, if she hits cars, she is not hot.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > PelicanHazard 01/25/2014 at 20:46

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Agreed, how many of these older women would have beaten their children bloody if they found them running in the streets the same way?

Brian Silvestro > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/25/2014 at 20:46

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Agreed. Any woman (or any person) disrespects cars like that, they lose my respect immediately.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > PelicanHazard 01/25/2014 at 20:56

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That guy comes across as being angry. And rightly so IMO.

AthomSfere > PelicanHazard 01/25/2014 at 20:57

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I will post as Freud on this one, because... call it a pun.

Obviously this post is a sign of the of the posters sexual frustration. He mentions seeing her on "Beaver street" where the road narrows. What he is subconsciously trying to express here is that the "beaver" is unattainable. This frustrates him as the "road" or her legs narrow.

This action of hers, in his mind she is the obstacle to "beaver street". And because his "car" (obviously a reference to his penis) can't find passage he can only visualize this woman with fantasies of her smacking his "car".

Leadbull > Big Bubba Ray 01/25/2014 at 21:59

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Asphalt is better for your knees.

But car grilles aren't good for your knees, so I always run on the sidewalk.

Big Bubba Ray > Leadbull 01/25/2014 at 22:05

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Haha well thank you for being a considerate runner! Genuinely curious because I'm not really an exercising person: how is it that asphalt is better for your knees than the sidewalk?

Leadbull > Big Bubba Ray 01/25/2014 at 22:12

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It's generally a bit softer, especially the fresh stuff. However, I seriously doubt it's soft enough to warrant running in the street.

I_AmDeath > Big Bubba Ray 01/25/2014 at 22:13

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I've also seen asshole cylists ride in a lane to try to make a turn AGES BEFORE THEY NEEDED TO While there was a bike lane.

OldManMcKenna > PelicanHazard 01/26/2014 at 02:05

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I can't stand joggers who do this. Lots of people here in SoCal do the same thing only in the bike lane. Commuting via bicyle (laugh all you want, get it out of your system...) trying to squeeze past these jackasses, I've had a lot of really close calls. This CL posting appropriately encapsulates the pent up rage I have for people like "the jogger".

gmctavish needs more space > PelicanHazard 01/26/2014 at 04:18

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I love it. And "Your ass jiggles in those spandex like jello stuffed in a ziplock bag when smacked with a boat oar" is new favourite description.

bpromersberger > PelicanHazard 01/26/2014 at 11:38

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Shiftright > PelicanHazard 01/27/2014 at 00:50

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How does this guy realistically expect that the offending jogger will just happen to be perusing Craigslist for anything referring to her / joggers and see this?

PelicanHazard > Shiftright 01/27/2014 at 07:14

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No one who posts on Craigslist realistically does, it's just a ranting place where they can type out their feelings and feel like a form of release happened. Same as people who talk about their life worries to their pets.